Friends, romans, F15 groupies, lend me thy ears.

The name's Bagg, T-Bagg. I'm one of the blondest members of F15, and, due to the unfortunate circumstance of I'm-in-the-mountains-skiing, I did not partake in this year's apparently incredible tour.

I'd like to take this opportunity, though, to write some loving commentary. Here is a list of all the members of F15:


Bubbles - my roommate and lovechild. you wear bandanas almost as well as me, so keep on keepin' on my brotha

Snow Cream - I really want to eat your snow cream. And a little quote from a song, "A dream is a wish your heart makes"

Crazy Legs - your energy and musicality directoriality abilities make me wet

Woody - if there was something lower than bass, you'd be it, and i'd raar-eat the shit out of it

Land-o-Lakes - i want to eat your butter all night long. too soon?

BOOYAH - there's a spot in my heart just for you, and one right above it as well, catch my drift?

Chef - thought i'd shout you out, just cuz you make us all so so so ambrosia-happy. do me.

Vahj? - is that indian? wait, it means...no...what? whatever it means, i love your sweet body.

Snapz - IF SOMEONE CALLS HIM SNAPPY AGAIN I'M GONNA FLY OFF THE HANDLE! but seriously, when you sing mind trick, babies are conceived

Karate Kid - patrickson, youson areson ason greatson singerson andson ison wantson toson makeson sweetson loveson toson yourson bodyson (obscureson mr.son miyagison referenceson? ison thinkson soson)...also, you have a choice, you can either wax me on or wax me off. up to you.

Smokee - there are so many things about you that i want to smoke. one of them is your right eyebrow. why? because it's more attractive than your left eyebrow, which is saying something if you ask me. i love you.

Daddy - you are obi wan kenobi and i'm luke skywalker. but i really want you to be princess leia so i can make out with you and have you turn out to be my sister later on in the series.

Slutkin B. - please lord, let mr. balls be my friend. i really want him to be. also, ask him what slutkin means, because i don't know. i love you, mr. balls.

Johnny Quest - you swim, i swim, we swim. awesome. wanna get naked and take a shower after swimming some laps?

Gameboy - you are me, and my gang, and i just have to say something here really fast. it won't take long.
i wanna be on all of it.

Rocktapus - c'mere tate! i'll never forget you as long as i live. have you seen "jizz in my pants yet"? good song. i think you'd like it.

O'Dessy - wanna go to dollar burgers? me too. let's do it (pun).

Tornado - zig-ah-day-zig-a-DO ME!


Well then there you have it. I've done my best to make up as many sexual innuendi as I can and I hope everyone out there enjoys this post as much as we do. ILU boyos. and boo-mothaeffin'-yah.