Information OVERLOAD

WOW! Did you miss us?

So much has happened, and with the turnover in top-dogs, we were too busy watching the drama unfold to write!

But don't worry, I'm back and better than ever.

You probably already heard, but the new exec board has been elected. With Snow Cream in charge, this next year promises to be HUGE.

But no worries...we think Karate Kid will be a swell musical balance to the bitch. Keep him in line KK!! LOL serves as the Kid's right hand man, but with such close ties to Snow Cream WHERE WILL HIS ALLEGIANCE LIE?!

Nosebleed steps in as Producer, with the big spring show being his debut project!! What is the spring show? F15 Channel Surfs!! Think inappropriate-remakes of everything you've ever seen on TV!

Kazaam takes over as business manager and T-Bagg as the ever-underrated job of Treasurer.

Let's just say...the rest of this year is going to be ANYTHING but boring.

Über Important Development!!!

There is nothing to report. But puppies remain cute. And Vahj? remains short.



When shows are over, debauchery best begin lest Snow Cream loses his shit and KaZaam starts spreading hilariously entertaining propaganda. Or Land O' Lakes continues to hijack this web page to fill the empty void left by a lack of F15 antics.

I have only two words for you all: Come on!!

Only the future will tell.

F15 studies hard, but not alone. Situated comfortably in the center of the F15 academic all-stars: Wass.

and after the show it's the...wait...what happened?

Rewind to sound check, Friday night, 10PM...

confidence: lost.

What felt like a precursor to a huge FAIL of a show turned out to be...meaningless.

The show was phenomenal. The boys pulled it together and delivered one hell of a (thankfully short) 3 show weekend with HUGE gross profit.

But who really cares about that...you only sat through the show so you could get to the after-party.

Wait...after party? What after party?

The boys were once again ditched by former Sweetheart/current homegurlz -not for Asterik this time - for a TOMMY cast party. Even hugely devoted homegurl Tray left to get some mac at an acting party...has F15 lost their mojo?

Waa-Poo cleared out most of the freshman class and the rest of the guys seemed to poop out early.

What's happening F15?! We have absolutely noting juicy to report and well...we're just plain disappointed.

For shame...for shame...

Tech Week

It's that time of year again...


With half the group in the throes of rehearsals for winter shows and the rest of the group left to twiddle their thumbs for the better part of an hour, it's only a matter of time before the metaphorical *shotgun-blast-to-face* becomes more than just CrAzY lEgZ way of showing his disapproval towards someone's antics. Probably T-bagg's. Or Karate Kid's.

We're not pointing fingers. But we are pointing our jazz hands.


I'll tell you one thing: We're prepped and ready for the after party. Gotta love those boys in green.

oh, so that's how you get mono.

Soundcheck went off without a hitch...but was that what you really cared about?

NO! So onto the REAL deal...

All you need to know:

Friday - Kissin n' Coloring. If you missed this one, fate hates you.

Saturday - Boystown, Taco Bell, PLounge, Floor. Those state schools had nothing on us.

Sunday - Minishpiz has a birthday...we ALL have a birthday. Crawl out the back door.

But that's not so juicy...so who wins for the most epic weekend? I have to say it's a tie ladies...I couldn't possibly deface this page with all the gossip we have, and you don't have the time (or the heart) to read it. Let's just say when Monday night has to be canceled, you KNOW good stuff happened.

So follow the boys more closely next weekend, because we're letting them off the hook for this one.

Shout out to Liebo.

SOUNDCHECK

Capture the Flag

Ever played it?

You might find out it's a little more intense than you remember. We suggest you avoid the fistfight and stick to Flashlight Tag.

Now there's a game for all ages.

V.I.Please

What was once a collection of only the most dedicated F15 fans has turned into an all-out brawl to get through the door.

Doubling the usual attendance of last year, popularity of the event has spread like a California wildfire simply by word of mouth...word of freshman mouth.

Don't get us wrong girls, that Forever 21 blouse looks really cute on you and your cleavage looks fine but...see, the thing is...you weren't invited. To compensate for the tsunami of wannabe-groupies, the PLounge has had to place a cover charge on Monday nights.

In short: Sweethearts, we miss you. No future beauty will live up to what you have set as a precedent.

Predictions for the future of Monday nights: Blacklisting, blacklisting, blacklisting.

Woo-Hoo WashU!

F15 will once again be traveling to Washington University in beloved St. Louis this coming November to perform once again with the Greenleafs.

...with the loss of an entire tenor section....

It's official

Tonight brings the first OFFICIAL Monday Night Beirut of the new year!!

The theme: Purple Pride.

Why? Because it's easy, so stop your bitching and wear a goddamn purple shirt.

VIP invitations have been sent...let the blacklisting begin.

Celebrity Profile: WC

Did this blog just get really cute?

Most of you probably know and love his older brother, but this little guy is kicking it up a notch...vocally.

Entering the competitive realm of Tenor 2, WC rose to the challenge immediately. He broke hearts with his rendition of Billy Joel's "Lullaby" and continues to make even the likes of O'Dessey guffaw in adoration. No icey heart is immune to his cuteness.

But don't be fooled ladies. He's a bad boy at heart.

WC was once the leader of a motorcycle gang in southern California.

"That was a rough time for me. I lived in constant fear, and mangled more faces than I can count on the 4 fingers I have left. Once I was placed in the witness protection program after a reenactment of the street race from Grease went wrong...I knew I had to clean my life up. That's when I turned to a cappella."

and a cappella was waiting with arms held wide.

Celebrity Profile: Zorrow

Could the group possibly handle another blonde bombshell?

Rounding out the revamped baseline of F15, Zorrow hails from White Plains, NY. But we knew him way back when he created quite a splash with one particular F15 Sweetheart during his visit last year.

See...doesn't he look familiar? You probably remember him from that summer you spent on the sofa eating ice cream at noon while watching your favorite soap opera As The World Turns.

Let's just say he knows which way the party is.

Zorrow doesn't just sing - he's also a gifted beatboxer and learned to lay a beat years before he could talk. In a recent interview with the Chicago Sun Times, Zorrow reported,

"Growing up as a deaf child, I used to communicate through beatboxing. My parents knew which beats stood for 'I pooped' and which stood for 'Shut up Mom, you're being a bitch'. When I regained my speech and hearing at age 13, I knew I had a place in the a cappella world. Being in F15 is a miracle."

We think so too.

Celebrity Profile: Bestus

The angels speak through him
and they sing, "Hallelujah!"

Yes, there's a touch of Rocktapus in there somewhere, and Bestus is here to claim his spot as the new high(er and higher)rising vocalist.

A former child star "punk", Bestus precedes future NU hopefuls and close friends Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez.

"I wish them the best of luck," says Bestus, "but I'm not sure they're capable of anything as epic as getting into [F15]".

As a future Oscar winner, Bestus hopes to simply relax for now and be the best student he can be. With his unbeatable blonde locks and heartbreaking smile, well...move over Karate Kid...this one will have no trouble accomplishing anything.

and sorry ladies...he's taken.

Celebrity Profile: Minishpiz

His style: impeccable
His humor: rib cracking

Minishpiz enters the group with a lot to live up to. The brother of former F15 member Daddy, Minishpiz showed up with an equally sultry voice and a style all his own. Already a favorite of former Sweethearts and Homegurlz, his preceding relationship with the group continues to grow daily.

Once a former boy band heartthrob, he arrives at NU to give the Perf. Studies department an appropriately nerdy yet edgy quality.

When asked about his entrance into F15, Minishpiz was rumored as saying, "Why I think this might be the greatest achievement of my lifetime."

and watch out for this one ladies...he's a charmer.

just a friendly reminder

This group is for the soul entertainment and indulgence of F15 and their closest fans/admirers.

We are fully aware that this blog may be both inappropriate and witty.

Most of the events are misconstrued and completely true, as told in our own skewed perspective.

For those who are offended by what we write...and by "we", I mean one person...we apologize and ask that you read this blog instead.

The New Hotness Has Arrived

After a passionate evening, F15 managed to select 4 lucky freshman boys to complete their group.

But it didn't stop there...F15 still had to battle it out on the pref sheets and hope that those chosen few had chosen them as well.

...and that they did.

For the first time in years of F15 history, the boys have managed to snag their entire Alpha list - a feat rarely accomplished by a cappella groups.

The winners?

Bestus, WC, Zorrow, and Minishpiz (yeah, that one's Jewish.)

This is the year of the F15.

Day 1 Done

F15 "warm-up" Thursday audition spots garnered quite an impressive showing.

While few auditions were given, those that were turned out to be surprisingly...above average.

Will this give F15 an all-too-hopeful ear causing them to nix those who may be perfect for the group? Or will they fall into old habits and select a callback group of 100.

Whatever happens,

We'll be watching.

"You totally would have won"

Last night at A Cappella Fest 2009, a member of a rival group was quoted as saying, "If this were a competition, [F15] totally would have won."

and we couldn't agree more.

While the night started off with the best performance SigO has ever given (considering the loss of vital member Miss Green) and another arousing yet yawning performance from your favorite (wo)men in black, it wasn't until the opening of the second act that the house was (almost literally) brought down.

The boys did what they did best and the crowd went WILD! The only a cappella group of the night to have signs made for them could have only received better response by being placed as a first act closer...before those pesky intermission exits.

Afterward, PHaze buckled down with an always tear-jerking JPark standard and some help from alumna JKroll. We don't quite understand what it's like to lose so many crucial voices in one year, but we sympathize deeply. And while some may have been praying for a slip up, the Haze delivered a perfect sound. Once they regain mass (and that stunning Shate) we're sure they'll be back to normal.

After that...well...who really stayed after that?

Once the show was over, the line began for sign ups and masses crowded to join the F15 legacy.

But auditions start today and we're skeptical of the talent the 2013 class has brought. Will the boys be able to find the illustrious few worthy of the green? Will crowd favorite JShpiz find both talent and nepotism on his side?

Whatever happens,

We'll be watching.