Saturday, October 24, 2009

V.I.Please

What was once a collection of only the most dedicated F15 fans has turned into an all-out brawl to get through the door.

Doubling the usual attendance of last year, popularity of the event has spread like a California wildfire simply by word of mouth...word of freshman mouth.

Don't get us wrong girls, that Forever 21 blouse looks really cute on you and your cleavage looks fine but...see, the thing is...you weren't invited. To compensate for the tsunami of wannabe-groupies, the PLounge has had to place a cover charge on Monday nights.

In short: Sweethearts, we miss you. No future beauty will live up to what you have set as a precedent.

Predictions for the future of Monday nights: Blacklisting, blacklisting, blacklisting.

2 comments:

jldubs said...
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BOOYAH said...

I like to think that F15 welcomes and wants everyone at their events, unless that person caused harm/offended F15 in some way. Exclusivity deters fans! F15 loves fans!